Bunch Of Times Obvious Plant Slayed Us With Total Nonsense

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Jan 28, 2020 7:00 PM EST

There are very few Instagram accounts out there that are better than Obvious Plant. We just really want to know where the hell they come up with their absurd content, because we're certainly not clever enough. 

If you like it then check out more of their content from the source itself on Instagram!

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  • 01
    Book - RILBLADRN 1992 Travel Guide MISSOURI SUCKS Please do not come here We are embarrassed Maybe go somewhere else instead? Obvious Plant Publishing ES THE STOR Danube SVEN AND H ICROTOSMS Am PRERNIT DAY AT SEA The Carse FAND loky Rnd u e
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    Technology - WEIRD DOGS obvious plant mot VEWE DSd eirth e99ƏnInSAW edro ni seu fon oc.Nerblicto bas 20idsd ini erlT eneavelg 1a 2ensmsoebed unils vem nili ED10 ineveig of emies 20
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  • 03
    Font - Two gifts and onet Birthday Snakes plant kojsmith -Hug this one -Feed some chips -Maybe a kiss? -Hate this one -Deserves ridicule -Throw in trash? It's your day. The choice is yours!
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  • 04
    Toy - Suitable for all ages UNIT #F3RTIL1Z3R obvious plant Why Don't You Just GIVE UP 9.9 Lie Down in the Woods and Let the Moss Reclaim you We am become dirt
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  • 05
    Text - Obvious Plant She Said No Used wedding rings DISCOUNTED RESTOCK! sterling silver ring SIZE 4
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  • 06
    Product - ! WARNING BOY $24.99 KEEP AWAY FROM SMALL CHILDREN. THE THIN FILM MAY CLING TO NOSE AND MOLTH AND FREVENT BREATHING. THIS BAG IS NOT A TOY. PAIR OF JORTS by Obvious Plant SPORT THE JORT! Res INCLUDES: -JORTS -BLUE BODY SUIT CMALL 4-6Y
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  • 07
    Poster - PREVENT THEFT LOCK YOUR CAR TAKE YOUR KEYS HIDE YOUR BELONGINGS FILL A DECOY PURSE WITH THOUSANDS OF ANGRY, POISONOUS BEES Glendale Galleria JObvious Plant
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  • 08
    Auto part - SCIENTISTS & ASTRONOMERS LOVE THESE DAYTIME SKY GOGGLES! LET'S LOOK AT THE SUN! 5 ONLY 98 PRECISION BINOCULARS ONE-FINGER FOCUS ACTION! HOURS OF FUN!
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  • 09
    Text - 404 MY DAD • HAHA THERE'S NO PICTURE HERE BECAUSE MY DAD LEFT! • HAHAHA SOMEONE PLEASE HOLD ME I FEEL SO ALONE! INCLUDES: • UNUSED BASEBALL MITT, ABANDONMENT ISSUES ACCESSORIZE WITH: • NEW STEP-DAD NAMED TOM WHO IS COOL, I GUESS, BUT IS ALSO A REALLY HUGE DORK SIZES: SI. ADULT STANDARD* AD AD 99 666s obvious plant
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  • 10
    Plastic - CHOKING HAZARD-Small parts WARNING: rchidren under 3 years 5+76664 wioue obvious plant MUPPET SCREAMS We forced a Muppet to scream into this bag Absorb its power! Smell its fear! Asmt Nind RINCA kermit 8 ESPANTASUE 22-72945 DE
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    Bag - *7738 MAN STUCK AT MALL WITH WIFE • IT'S BEEN SIX HOURS! CAN WE GO YET? INCLUDES: • FIVE SHOPPING BAGS, A PURSE ACCESSORIZE WITH: • STORE CHAIR, HOPEFULLY PANCE 200 2011 JACO SIZES: ADULT STANDARD $1999 obvious plant
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  • 12
    Toy - HELL IS ACTUALLY PRETTY COOL IT HAS HEAVY METAL! obvious plant Une OTSRNL WARNING SOME DOGS! GRIMACE IS THERE! Also there is a hot tub!
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  • 13
    Bockwurst - NILDENTMGIS A HARNING Ages and up LEG JUST LEG leg It is a man ITAR INCLUDES FOOT! obvious plant
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  • 14
    Pink - JoJo Bows! ilement tes neuds JoJo! obvious plant Partlon Rat Rats Sewer Beauty Looe Warning: These rats are attractive May cause arousal Includes wig! Make me beautiful -Cut her hair! -Do a makeup! Paint the her nails! Vimos S.oror WEAR &
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  • 15
    Youth - The Game of obvious plant A futile game of tears and EXISTENCE sorrow! Daddy, I hate this game. Yes, son. It is awful. Ages 9-Adult The game of horrible drudgery! 2-8 players Can you score the least polnts and die a sad, lonely death!? Manufactured by Obvious Plant Toys Adult assembly required Made in the United States
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  • 16
    Text - Fun April Fool's Prank: Pretend you like yourself
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    Text - HIKING TIP Remember, if you get lost in the woods. STAY WHERE YOU ARE (because we don't like you) (please don't come back) [just kidding - it actually increases your chances of being found) Angeles National Forest | Obvious Plant
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  • 18
    Comics - Ages 4 and up UNIT 825200 WARNING: choking hazard Dont eat the obvious plant Aen, man COVERED IN SPIDERS, MA AN HERO वा IENGE FINITY TITAN HE SPIDERS MAN obvious plant
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  • 19
    Text - Please do not throw away food trays! Also, do not throw away... A small fire Grandma's ashes Ryan Gosling Your pants Not Ryan A perfectly good ham The Stanley Cup Michael Bolton concert tickets (I will take them!!) Ryan Gosling - who is now wearing a shirt that says "definitely not Ryan Gosling" (nice try) Your shift manager's car keys (Randy, please stop!) Murder evidence Sauron's A fake mustache that is attached to Ryan Gosling OK SERIOUSLY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? He is a cherished acto
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    Technology - ONLY NINTENDO GAMECUBE TM ONLY FOR VERY FAR AWAY HORSE alsl GAME OF THE YEAR EDITION HORSE IS NOW EVEN FARTHER AWAY Oficial TEEN (Nintendo CONTENT RATED ESRB FOR DEUCIOUS
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  • 21
    Ball - Don't not swallow Prank CE your kids! SPIDER EGGS FIL Hundreds of REAL spiders inside! obvious plant
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  • 22
    Animated cartoon - 8-Track CARTRIDGE Cavious SANG ALONG SONGS PLANT Chores Are Bullshit 8-Track CARTR IDGE Oevious PLANY SANG ALONG SONGS Satanic Death Chant
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    Toy - BURN DOWN A CHILI'S WARNING: choking hazard A low ted chilis By Matchbook EAC CRI IS chilis D The Includes miniature gas can! za FEEL THE DESTRUCTIVE POWER OF FIRE! Includes: restaurant, miniature gas can, and matches *Parental supervision required *Gasoline not included obvious plant AGES 6+ BURN DOWN A CHILI'S CR cented CIT Flame Browe By Kar EACH CREAT IS UN Setting a Chili's on fire is every kid's dream! chilis D TheKarir chilis nza BURN DOWN A CHIILI'S PLAYSET Manufactured in the Unit
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